Survivor Micronesia: Fans Vs. Favorites
If It Smells Like a Rat, Give it Cheese
By Jim Van Nest, Survivor Analyst
May 14, 2008
As soon as Parvati and Amanda started laying into me, I'd have shut them down. "Ladies, here's the deal. You've been trying to get rid of me for a few days now. I'm the odd man out. My only shot to stay in this game is to either win immunity or find some way to break a new deal with one of you. I'm doing what anyone else in my position would do. Anything and everything I can to stay in this game. And now you tell me, I need to redeem myself for playing the game and trying to stay alive? Let me tell you something. Screw you guys. I don't owe you a damn thing. I'll say what I want to who I want. You don't get to tell me what to do. Amanda, I like you a lot, but get over yourself. I don't owe you shit. I took you on the reward with me. That should be enough. As it is now, I have immunity and I don't plan on losing it. If you girls have a problem with me being here or with how I'm playing this game, I have two words for you, 'Beat me.' If you don't or you can't, then shut the hell up. I don't even owe you an explanation let alone anything else. I'd suggest it's time to stop reaming my ass and figure out who you want to vote for." And I'd leave it at that. First of all, that would have won a TON of jury points for having the balls to tell the girls to go pound sand. A helluva lot more points than giving away the immunity necklace. I mean, let's break this down. These women convinced Erik that the only way for him to get farther in the game was to give away the only way for him to get farther in the game. Please. Dearest readers...if you care about the show and the game play, I'm begging you, help me get on this damn show. After this season, it seriously needs a shot of intelligence from the male gender. Again, the link is: CBS.com Feedback.
Ok, with that all out of the way, next time on Survivor: well, they show us nothing of the new episode, actually. They just let us know that the finale is on Sunday and that it's a two hour show to be followed by the live one hour reunion. So, with nothing to talk about for Sunday, until then, take care.