| Johnny English Reborn | The Mighty Macs | Paranormal Activity 3 | The Three Musketeers | WINNER
(1 point per category)
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| Clearest Title | A sequel to the 2003 James Bond spoof film, Johnny English. | The name of a three-time national championship girl's basketball team. | The third film in the Paranormal Activity series. | A remake of movies and a book by the same name. | Paranormal Activity and The Three Musketeers split the point for the most recognizable title. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Comedy:
Rated PG for mild action violence, rude humor, some language and brief sensuality.
| Inspirational:
Rated G
| Horror:
Rated R for some language and brief violent material
| Adventure:
Rated PG-13 for sequences of adventure action violence
| I love it when there are four films with four different genres. 1/4th point each! |
Cleverest Tagline
(out of 5 stars) | "A little intelligence goes a long way"
Ha, the character isn't the brightest, but he'll save the day
2/5
| "She dared to dream. They dared to believe."
Inspirational.
2/5
| "It runs in the family"
I haven't seen these movies, but I'm sure this tagline is relevant.
2/5
| n/a
tsk. tsk.
0/5
| Not the best week for taglines, but the first three films will each get 1/3rd point (adding up the totals this week is going to be tough). |
| Best Part of Trailer | It actually made me laugh! | I can't get enough of these inspirational trailers- so good. | That's a spooky trailer. | It looked decently good. | I don't know what my problem is this week, I can't decide on anything. Each movie gets a 1/4th of a point! |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean and Johnny English. | Carla Gugino from Sin City, Night at the Museum, and Watchmen. | Katie Featherston from the first two Paranormal Activities. | Orlando Bloom from the Pirates trilogy and Lord of the Rings trilogy. | Orlando is the most popular, but he's not the lead actor...so what the heck- let's give all these actors a 1/4th of a point. |
| Best Cast | Dominic West (300) and Gillian Anderson (X-Files). | David Boreanaz (Angel), Ellen Burstyn (The Exorcist) | I don't recognize any other actors. | Milla Jovovic (Resident Evil) | Oh sweet mother, I can't choose the best cast either- the movies with the listed actors will each get a third of a point! |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Director Oliver Parker has also directed Othello and The Importance of Being Earnest. | Writer and Director Tim Chambers is just starting out, but you'll hear more from him soon. | Writer Christopher B. Landon has also written Paranormal Activity 2 and Disturbia. | Director Paul W.S. Anderson has also directed The Resident Evil movies, Alien vs. Predator, and Mortal Combat. | Finally, a round with a clear winner. The entire point goes to Mr. Anderson! |
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