| 30 Minutes or Less | Final Destination 5 | Glee: The 3D Concert Movie | The Help | WINNER
(1 point per category)
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| Clearest Title | This movie could be about anything. | This movie will be the next horror movie of the Final Destination franchise. | This will be a 3D concert from the show Glee. | This movie could be about anything. | Final Destination and Glee split the point for the clearest title. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Action/Comedy:
Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity, and some violence.
| Horror:
Rated R for strong violent/gruesome accidents, and some language.
| Concert:
Rated PG for thematic elements, brief language, and some sensuality.
| Drama:
Rated PG-13 for thematic material.
| I approve how there are four different genres, each movie splits the point. |
Cleverest Tagline
(out of 5 stars) | N/A
What? Comedies should have the best taglines. Fail.
0/5
| "Death has never been closer."
Really? Not even in the first four movies? Oh, maybe that's the point of the tagline.
3/5
| N/A
What? Concerts should have the best taglines. Fail.
0/5
| "Change begins with a whisper."
I. Have. No. Idea, but at least it's a tagline.
1/5
| Incredible, Final Destination wins this point and is actually in the lead now. |
| Best Part of Trailer | It actually seemed funny and a fun plot. | Perhaps a new plot twist in the series? | Sue Sylvester saying, "Please. Save your money. This thing sucks." | It looked inspirational and well done. | Inspirational films usually win this round. Point for The Help. |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Jesse Eisenberg from The Social Network, Zombieland, and Adventureland. | Emma Bell from Gracie and Frozen. | Lea Michele from Glee. | Emma Stone from Easy A, Zombieland, and Superbad. | Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone are two of my favorite actors. They'll split the point this round. |
| Best Cast | Danny McBride (Pineapple Express), and Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation) | I didn't recognize anyone else. | The rest of the cast of Glee. | Viola Davis (Doubt), Bryce Dallas Howard (Spider-Man 3), and Octavia Spencer (Dinner for Schmucks), and other famous women. | The Help helps itself to another point. |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Director Ruben Fleisher has also directed Zombieland. | Director Steven Quale was the second unit director of Avatar. | Director Kevin Tancharoen has also directed Fame. | Director and Writer Tate Taylor has acted in several movies. | Each guy is just starting to get his street cred. All four movies split the point. |
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