| Dylan Dog: Dead of Night | Fast Five | Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil | Prom | WINNER
(1 point per category)
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| Clearest Title | A comic book shares this name, but I've never really heard of it. | I don't even know what those two words could possibly mean side by side. | Ah yes, a sequel to the animation fairy-tale film Hoodwinked. | The setting of this movie will definitely be the prom. | Haha, hood vs. evil...that's clever...point for Hoodwinked. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Horror/Comedy:
Rated PG-13 for sequences of creature violence and action, language including some sexual references, and some drug material.
| Action:
Rated PG-13 for Intense Sequences of Violence and Action, Sexual Content and Language.
| Animation:
Rated PG for some mild rude humor, language and action.
| Dramedy:
Rated PG for mild language and a brief fight.
| Mixing horror and comedy doesn't happen that frequently (compared to action crime films and cartoons) so Dylan Dog will win the point. |
Cleverest Tagline
(out of 5 stars) | No pulse? No problem.
Cause the detective deals with the undead, kindof clever.
2/5
| Summer begins April 29th.
It makes it sound like an event movie, but not really a tagline.
1/5
| Not all fairy tales go by the book.
Oooh, so this movie will have fairy tale characters doing crazy things.
3/5
| Who are you going with? April 29th.
Ah, it says the date but makes it sound like a date! Clever!
4/5
| Prom, even though I still don't know anything else about the plot of the movie, has the best tagline. |
| Best Part of Trailer | Looks entertaining and humorous, nothing Oscar worthy. | Takes place in Rio!!! Diesel fighting The Rock! | I didn't find it amusing. | Why would I want to watch a movie about getting ready for the prom? | Fast Five has clearly stolen the point this round. |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Brandon Routh from Superman and Zack and Miri. | Vin Diesel from Fast & Furious, xXx, and Saving Private Ryan. | Riding Hood is voiced by Hayden Panettiere from Heroes. | Aimee Teegarden from Friday Night Lights and Scream 4. | Who knew he was in Saving Private Riding? Vin Diesel is the coolest actor of the bunch. (Is it cool to say the word "bunch" anymore?) |
| Best Cast | Taye Diggs (Chicago) and Kurt Angle (WWF). | Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster (Fast and Furious), Tyrese Gibson (Transformers), Ludacris, and Dwayne Johnson (formerly The Rock). | Over 14 recognizable comedic talent, including MADTV alumni, Amy Poehler, Brad Garrett, and Bill Hader. | I don't recognize anyone else in this film. | Hoodwinked has the best cast, but since they are just voices, it'll split the point with the cast from Fast Five. |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Writer Thomas Dean Donnelly and Joshua Oppenheimer have also written Sahara and the upcoming Conan film. | Director Justin Lin has also directed two other Fast/Furious films. | Director Mike Disa has worked in the animation department for Tarzan, Hercules, Pocahontas, and more. | Director Joe Nussbaum has also directed Sydney White. | These guys seem talented but no one seems to stand out, so they'll all split the point. |
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