What's Next

By Michael Lynderey

February 16, 2010

Taylor Lautner. And some trees.

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Remake beat
At present, nary a day passes without the announcement of a new remake, reboot, reimagining, redoing, or refurbishing of a good ol' film from years past. For a long time now, I had been fearing this trend - the exhaustion of all, or most, possible film ideas - and now it is finally here. The decade currently most at risk for this form of movie-snatching is the 1980s, although others are not immune to this phenomenon. The past week alone bore witness to the announcement, or significant development, of:

* Akira - long-anticipated live action do-over of the 1988 Japanese anime, helmed by none-other than the Hughes Brothers, fresh off the somewhat-puzzling success of their Book of Eli. Hey, this one could be really good, now that I think about it.

* The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - re-do of the 1982 Burt Reynolds/Dolly Parton musical - you know, the movie with the title so great you're actually scared to see it and ruin the mystique. The original earned $69 million in '82 dollars (that's well over $170 million today), but I guess that wasn't enough to hold a remake off for much longer. Whorehouse '82 was rated R, but if the new one comes in with anything more threatening than a PG-13, I'll gladly eat a sizeable number of hats.

* Daredevil - Hey, I liked the Ben Affleck Daredevil from 2003, but it looks like the moviegoing public vetoed that one, and so here it is - finally! - a reboot, prepared for a generation that may never have heard of Ben Affleck (chilling thought, is it not?). Fox just hired the writer of The Day the Earth Stood Still to pen this one, so Taylor Lautner may be signing up for one more project yet.

* Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Back for Seconds - That subtitle may simply be the invention of an anonymous BOP writer (me). But this vaguely rebootish version of the very successful 2005 Pitt-Jolie ticket, now with a new (read, younger) set of characters, has just been announced. And they ain't kidding.

* The Thing - OK, OK, they tell me this one's actually a 'prequel', not a remake, but c'mon. Taking place before the 1982 John Carpenter film, and bearing an undisclosed relationship to the 1951 original, this one will star self-identified Scream Queen Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Australian character actor Joel Edgerton. Good times.

* Vacation - "More of an update than a sequel", we're told, so it qualifies for this column. Yes, this will be another entry in the National Lampoon's Vacation hallmark (although you can bet it won't have "National Lampoon" in the title). Chevy Chase will return as Clark Griswold, reportedly, though the mantle of comedic misadventure will be assumed by Griswold's son, who'll be recast for only the fourth time (there're some good possible casting choices there - I hear there's a young actor with a lot of time on his hands - I think he was in some movie last year... something about vampires and weeping teenage girls in Alaska? It may've been Washington state).

Warner Bros. is also planning a new version of The Three Musketeers, last seen on screen in 1993 (Disney's The Three Musketeers, with Chris O'Donnell) and 2001 (the ominously-titled The Musketeer). This story's been remade so many times that I'm frankly a bit desensitized to its constant do-overs. Soon, that may be true of a whole lot of other films.


Ghosts of Oscar voters' future
And finally, Lee Daniels, nominated for the Academy Award for Best Director for helming Precious, is gearing up Selma, which looks to be another politically-charged historical drama ripe for the Oscar season. This one will focus on the '60s trio of civil rights figures Lyndon B. Johnson, Martin Luther King, and segregationist Governor George Wallace, the latter to be played by Robert De Niro in what sounds like catnip for the Supporting Actor category. It's rare to see President Johnson portrayed as a film character - of the post-WWII era, the most prolific on-screen President is Nixon, usually cast as either the subject of Shakespearean tragedy (Oliver Stone's Nixon, Frost/Nixon, Secret Honor) or a Pinocchio-nosed caricature (Watchmen, Dick, Black Dynamite). Nixon's nemesis, John F. Kennedy, is also often invoked cinematically - but usually as a symbol of fallen idealism, and not much of a character. Other recent Presidents are seldom glimpsed outside of news footage and the like, and so it'll be a bit of a novelty to have Johnson given a meaty on-screen treatment. But, who will play him?

Wait a minute... Taylor Lautner, right?

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