Endorsed
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1.
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Stranger Than Fiction |
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I can't believe this silly little movie is my favorite of the year so far, but it just is. |
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2.
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V for Vendetta |
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A couple of eye-rolling moments, but otherwise fantastic with an even better score. |
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3.
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The Queen |
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Entertaining and downright charming despite potentially soporific subject matter. |
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4.
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Dave Chappelle's Block Party |
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Surprisingly and consistently entertaining and upbeat. |
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5.
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The Break-Up |
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The best possible (and worst possible) movie I could have seen in my current state of mind. |
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6.
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Lucky Number Slevin |
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From a perspective of style alone, this film was really almost perfect. |
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7.
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Friends With Money |
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The many things it did absolutely right couldn't quite make up enough for the ones it did just wrong. |
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8.
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Rocky Balboa |
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A chick flick at its core, really. Shockingly appealing. |
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9.
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Thank You for Smoking |
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Very obviously aspired to greatness, but fell just short of its aims. Not quite clever enough. |
Suggested
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10.
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The Departed |
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Competent almost to a fault. A very good movie that lacked the heart to be great. |
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11.
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She's the Man |
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Amanda Bynes cements herself firmly as the most likeable of the new Hollywood starlet-ettes. |
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12.
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You, Me and Dupree |
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Apparently I am not immune to Owen Wilson's charms: I really liked this stupid, throwaway movie. |
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13.
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Accepted |
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I'm starting to think I'm really immature: I actually actively liked this movie. |
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14.
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Deja Vu |
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Once I suspended every single bit of my disbelief, this movie did not disappoint. |
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15.
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Superman Returns |
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Not quite what I was expecting, but a palatable addition to the Superman realm. |
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16.
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Casino Royale |
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My first Bond filme ever. Entertaining some, but in serious need of editing. |
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17.
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The Devil Wears Prada |
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Charming in many ways. Anne Hathaway looks downright cartoonish, though. |
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18.
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints |
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Often nostalgia borrowed from other people is not as entertaining as our own. |
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19.
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Tristan and Isolde |
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Somewhat embarrassingly, not the worst tearjerker I've ever seen. |
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20.
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American Dreamz |
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It just had no spark. It lacked charisma with itself. I wanted to love it, but it wouldn't let me. |
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21.
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Mission: Impossible III |
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Say what you want about Tom Cruise, this film was darned entertaining. |
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22.
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Grandma's Boy |
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I tried to be appalled by it, but wound up amused instead. |
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23.
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Invincible |
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I wasn't bored but I wasn't either entertained. Very blah, but not excruciatingly so. |
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24.
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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Not completely unfunny, but I spent a lot of time waiting for it to be over. |
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25.
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Clerks II |
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Really very funny, but just not very good. |
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26.
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Poseidon |
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Who's not a sucker for disaster movies, even poorly written ones? |
Tolerated
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27.
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Scary Movie 4 |
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I laughed once and giggled once. This film far exceeded my expectations. |
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28.
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Take the Lead |
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Maybe it's the dancing that made the normally offensive Banderas seem downright charismatic. |
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29.
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Stick It |
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A smidge above flat and average owing to some decently snarky dialogue. |
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30.
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Eight Below |
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Predictably uplifting, but nothing particularly memorable |
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31.
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The Pursuit of Happyness |
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I was just so bored. I wanted so much for it to be over. There were no moments; no magic. |
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32.
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Marie Antoinette |
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Pretty enough, but devoid of story and paced too unevenly to hold my interest. |
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33.
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Inside Man |
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Pretty good until the slapshod ending lost my interest almost completely. |
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34.
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United 93 |
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Not really possible to rate beyond "pretty much what you'd expect". |
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35.
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Ice Age: The Meltdown |
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I really loathe cartoons, and this one didn't make me want to commit seppuku. That says a lot, I think. |
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36.
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X-Men: The Last Stand |
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Better in retrospect than when I was watching, but only barely. Very weak story. |
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37.
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Annapolis |
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Felt too much like a made-for-TV movie to be worth even half of my ticket money. |
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38.
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John Tucker Must Die |
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Just not very good. Sort of ABC Family in feel. |
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39.
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Lady in the Water |
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Pointless and muddy, but managed to entertain me some nevertheless. |
Scorned
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40.
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Miami Vice |
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One of the blandest movies I have ever seen. (Was Jamie Fox's hair painted on?) |
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41.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest |
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Not at all a pleasant moviegoing experience. I feel almost suckered. |
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42.
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Firewall |
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Only nostalgia for Harrison Ford as a credible action hero made this film remotely tolerable. |
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43.
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Running Scared |
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One has to wonder if it might have been more palatable had Paul Walker said "bro." |
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44.
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ATL |
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Not at all accessible to anyone for whom the film is not relevant geographically. |
Reviled
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45.
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16 Blocks |
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Muddy action movie wannabe that felt somehow like an afterthought of itself. |
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46.
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The Benchwarmers |
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My expectations couldn't have been any lower, but I was still horrified. |
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47.
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Date Movie |
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One of the most horrifying theatre experiences through which I have ever suffered. |