| Ant-Man | Trainwreck | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
| Clearest Title | A new Marvel movie | That’s a fun title | Ant-Man will win this point. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Action/Sci-fi
Rated PG-13 for sci-fi action violence | Comedy
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use | Two different genres. 1/2 point each. |
Best Plot
(in haiku form) | A superhero
Shrinks to the size of an ant
He will save the world | She fears commitment
(Amy Schumer is funny!)
Meets good guy. Uh-oh! | Ant-Man has a pretty clever plot. Point. |
| Best Trailer | PROS: It makes a film about an ant-size hero look really legitimate and worth watching!
CONS: But he’s the size of an ant! | PROS: An entire movie written and starring Amy Schumer. It has to be good!
CONS: Trailer was all right. | Both trailers are good. 1/2 point each. |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Paul Rudd from Role Models and I Love You, Man. | Amy Schumer from Inside Amy Schumer. | Amy Schumer wins this point. |
| Best Cast | Michael Douglas (Basic Instinct), Evangeline Lilly (Lost), Judy Greer (13 Going on 30) and others! | Bill Hader (SNL), Colin Quinn (SNL), Tilda Swinton (Chronicles of Narnia), and other cameos! | Ant-Man will win the point for best cast. |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Director Peyton Reed Bring it On, The Break-Up, and Yes Man. | Director Judd Apatow also directed The 40-Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and This is 40. | Close race, but Mr. Apatow will in this point. |
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