| Entourage | Insidious Chapter 3 | Spy | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
Clearest Title | Based on the TV show? | The next Insidious sequel? | A movie about a spy? | Turns out Insidious is actually a prequel, but whatev; it’ll split the point with Entourage |
Best Genre and Rating | Comedy
Rated R for pervasive language, strong sexual content, nudity and some drug use | Horror
Rated PG-13 for violence, frightening images, some language and thematic elements | Action Comedy
Rated R for language throughout, violence, and some sexual content including brief graphic nudity | The non-comedy will win this point. |
Cleverest Tagline (out of 5 stars) | Vince: famous actor
Does a lot with entourage
That’s the main plot line | Girl in haunted house
Exorcist comes to save her
Yada, Yada, Ya | Girl wants to be spy
Gets her chance. Out of her league.
Comedy ensues. | These plots don’t sound that enticing. 1/3 point each. |
Best Part of Trailer | PROS: The latest trailer I saw made me care about the plot and characters, even though I never saw the TV show
CONS: The trailers I saw two months ago did not make me care about plot or characters...hope more people saw the new trailer | PROS: It had loud noises, spooks, and screams
CONS: But what movie doesn’t? | PROS: It made me laugh out loud! (It is really tough for a trailer to do that to me.) And has Melissa McCarthy!
CONS: But what movie doesn’t? | Spy definitely, definitely, wins this point. |
Coolest Lead Actor | Adrian Grenier from The Devil Wears Prada. | Dermot Mulroney from My Best Friend’s Wedding. | Melissa McCarthy from Bridesmaids, The Heat, and Gilmore Girls. | Melissa definitely, definitely, wins this point. |
Best Cast | Kevin Dillon (Platoon), Jeremy Piven (Old School), and seriously a ton of famous cameos | I don’t recognize the rest of the cast yet. | Jude Law (Sherlock Holmes), Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids), Jason Statham (Crank), and other famous folks! | Spy will win this point too! |
Best Street Cred For the Production | Writer and director Doug Ellin also wrote and directed the TV show Entourage. | Writer and Director Leigh Whannell also wrote the Saw movies. | Writer and Director Paul Feig also wrote and directed The Heat and Bridesmaids. | Closer race, but Spy will also win this one! |