| The DUFF | Hot Tub Time Machine 2 | McFarland, USA | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
| Clearest Title | What’s a DUFF? | A sequel. | Is this an address? | Hot Tub Time Machine 2 scores the point for most recognizable title. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Comedy
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material throughout, some language and teen partying | Sci-fi Comedy
Rated R for crude sexual content and language throughout, graphic nudity, drug use and some violence | Sport Drama
Rated PG for thematic material, some violence and language | Three different ratings, music to my ears. 1/3 point each. |
Best Plot
(in haiku form) | Girl’s in social caste
Designated Ugly Friend
Finds inner beauty | Time travel again
To become rich and famous
Hot tubs and humor | A small farming town
High school coach starts a track team
Youth overcome odds | Three plots I’ve seen before, 1/3 point each. |
| Best Trailer | PROS: Seems like it could have a good message about inner acceptance
CONS: Also seems like a bunch of 30 year olds are playing high school characters | PROS: Some clever and funny moments in the trailer
CONS: If you didn’t like the first film, you probably won’t like this film | PROS: Seems like a sweet inspirational movie
CONS: None if you have a heart | Three trailers that were neither bad or magnificent, another 1/3 point each. |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Mae Whitman from Parenthood (and she was the President’s daughter in Independence Day) | Rob Corddry from Children’s Hospital and Community. | Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves and Robin Hood. | Kevin Costner wins this point. |
| Best Cast | Ken Jeong (The Hangover) and Allison Janney (The Help) | Craig Robinson (The Office), Clark Duke (Kick-Ass 2), Adam Scott (Parks and Rec), and Chevy Chase (Community) | Maria Bello (A History of Violence) | Hot Tub Time Machine 2 wins this point. |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Director Ari Sandel also directed an Oscar-winning Best Short Film | Director Steve Pink also directed Accepted and Hot Tub Time Machine. | Director Niki Caro also wrote and directed Whale Rider. | Niki Caro so wins this point. |
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