| 22 Jump Street
| How to Train Your Dragon 2 | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
| Clearest Title | The sequel to 21 Jump Street! | The sequel to How to Train Your Dragon! | Happy Day for all! 1/2 point each. |
Best Genre
and Rating | Comedy
Rated R for language throughout, sexual content, drug material, brief nudity and some violence | Animation
Rated PG for adventure action and some mild rude humor | Happier still! Another 1/2 point each! |
Best Plot
(in haiku form) | Undercover cops
Pretend to be college kids
Funniness ensues
| Vikings and dragons
Have to battle bad army
Who want the dragons | Sequel-esque plots. Why not- another 1/2 point each!! |
| Best Trailer | PROS: Seems funny, a sequel of a good movie
CONS: None | PROS: Seems funny, cute, and action-filled, a sequel of a good movie
CONS: None | Fourth half-point for each movie! |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Channing Tatum from Step Up, G.I. Joe, and The Vow. | Toothless the dragon from How to Train Your Dragon. | As much as I like Toothless, Channing Tatum is much hotter these days (I mean, in star power). Point for the human. |
| Best Cast | Jonah Hill (Superbad) and Ice Cube (Ride Along) | The voices of Cate Blanchett, Gerald Butler, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig, Jay Baruchel, and many more. | Good casts. 1/2 point each. |
Best Street Cred
For the Production | Co-directors Christopher Miller and Phil Lord also directed and wrote Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and The Lego Movie. | Writer and Director Dean DeBlois also wrote and directed Lilo & Stitch. | And good directors- another 1/2 point each. |
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