| 3 Days to Kill
| Pompeii | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
Clearest Title | This movie will most likely have guns. | This movie will most likely have a volcano that blows up. | I’ve heard of Pompeii. Point! |
Best Genre and Rating | Action
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, some sensuality and language | Action
Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences, disaster-related action and brief sexual content | Seriously? I guess a half point each. |
Best Plot (in haiku form) | Guy kills. Quits killing
Gets disease. But there’s a drug.
If he kills more folks.
| History story.
Everyone dies. Love story.
But not Titanic. | Meh. Half point each. |
Best Trailer | PROS: Kevin Costner is a good actor. There’s action.
CONS: Not sure if it was supposed to be serious or funny. Also don’t know why it’s such a big plot to ask an assassin to kill more people to get a drug. | PROS: There are gladiators and natural disaster special effects.
CONS: I didn’t quite care about any of the characters, or the plot (I typed this in a “Fat Amy” accent) | Action. And more action. Half point each. |
Coolest Lead Actor | Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves | Kit Harington from Game of Thrones | Kevin Costner. Point. |
Best Cast | Amber Heard (Drive Angry) | Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix) and Kiefer Sutherland (24) | Trinity. Point. |
Best Street Cred For the Production | Director McG also directed Charlie’s Angels and Terminator Salvation. | Director Paul W.S. Anderson also directed Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, and Alien vs. Predator. | Both famous directors. Both just got a half point. |