| Evil Dead (2013) | Jurassic Park 3D | WINNER
(1 point per category) |
Clearest Title | Wasn’t this already a movie? | Wasn’t this already a movie? | Both movies (an update to an original, and an original in 3D) will split the point for best title. |
Best Genre and Rating | Horror
Rated R for strong bloody violence and gore, some sexual content, and language. | Adventure
Rated PG-13 for intense science fiction horror. | Both movies have slightly different genres. Let’s split the points again. |
Best Plot (in haiku form) | Teens go to cabin
Unleash evil in the woods
Then horror happens
| Guy makes dinosaurs
People come to see them all
$&*! T-Rex is loose! | You don’t get better than the plot of Jurassic Park. Point.
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Best Trailer | + Was going to say unoriginal plot, but this plot actually came first in 1981
- But still, this movie has teens in an evil woods
+ Horror people will probably love it. | + Who knew this is the 20th anniversary
+ I remember loving this movie
+ There are dinosaurs in the film!
| I know some fans are salivating over an Evil Dead remake, but I am excited to watch Jurassic Park in 3D. Point for the dinos. |
Coolest Lead Actor | I don’t recognize the actors yet. | Sam Neill from Jurassic Park. | Another point for Jurassic Park. |
Best Cast | I don’t recognize the actors yet. | Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Samuel Jackson, Wayne Knight....all from Jurassic Park. | And another point for Jurassic Park. |
Best Street Cred For the Production | Director Fede Alvarez has directed some short films. | Director Steven Spielberg. Nuf Said. | And one last point for Jurassic Park. |