| Finding Nemo 3D
| Resident Evil: Retribution
| WINNER
(1 point per category)
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| Clearest Title | This sounds like Finding Nemo is rereleased into 3D.
| This sounds like another Resident Evil movie.
| Both movies have recognizable titles. 1/2 point each.
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Best Genre
and Rating | Animation
Rated G
| Action/Thriller
Rated R for sequences of strong violence throughout
| Both movies have different genres and ratings - I love this week. 1/2 point each.
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Cleverest Tagline
(out of 5 stars) | “Sea it for the first time in 3D”
3/5- Sea it - ha.
| “The ultimate battle begins.”
0/5 - What? Isn’t this like the tenth movie?
| Even though this is a re-release, Finding Nemo has the better tagline. Point.
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| Best Part of Trailer | Brings back memories of the amazing movie.
| The main character started the trailer in Suburbia, and then BAM! epicness.
| The Resident Evil trailer as a whole was better (while Finding Nemo had little clips that made you remember the fun in the movie), so Resident Evil wins the point.
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| Coolest Lead Actor | Dory, from Finding Nemo, has a positive attitude, is funny, and can talk to whales.
| Milla Jovovich from the other Resident Evil films.
| I have never met a grown man who did not like both of these characters. 1/2 point each.
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| Best Cast | Marlin, Nemo, Gil, Bubbles, Crush, and Squirt
| Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar)
| Despite my love for Finding Nemo, I love Michelle Rodriguez more. Point for her.
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Best Street Cred
For the Production | It was made by Pixar/Disney, which has made the majority of the wonderful animated films out there.
| Writer/ Director Paul W.S. Anderson also wrote and directed other Resident Evils, Death Race, and Alien vs. Predator.
| Both have street cred. Yet another 1/2 point each.
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