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It is this weird synthesis of character and actor that gives his performance in Piranha, in which he plays a seismologist who is recruited by Sheriff Elisabeth Shue to help combat the many-fanged menace, extra nuance which, in all likelihood, probably only exists in my mind. It's hard to watch scenes of Scott riding a jet ski through a sea red with blood, picking up survivors and using a shotgun to blast any errant fish to pieces and not imagine that, between takes, he was wracked by the same hilarious self-loathing that made Henry such a sad, sympathetic character. On a similar note, Jerry O'Connell's performance as a sleazy pornographer who spends much of the film ogling Kelly Brook - a British glamor model who was cast largely if not solely for her ogle-ability - and eventually gets his junk ripped off by a piranha, shines a new light on Stand By Me, and renders Gordie's poignant monologue about the adult lives of his childhood friends incomplete. Who cares about that goody two shoes Chris Chambers getting stabbed in a line when Vern Tessio got eaten by killer fish? It's Stand By Me's 25th anniversary this year, surely we can get Richard Dreyfuss to record an extra bit of voiceover to give us all the full story? If he's available for a 20 second cameo in Piranha 3D, I'm pretty sure that means he has reached the point that every Oscar-winner does in which they will do literally anything for pay, a stage more commonly known as The Cage Stage.
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