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September 2009 Forecast

By Beavis & Butthead

September 4, 2009

They like wood.

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Butt-head: Hello. I...am Butt-head. This...is Beavis.

Beavis: BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!!

Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. Shut up. *Ahem.* As I was saying, I am Butt-head. We're, uh huh huh, uh huh huh, here to talk about movies and stuff. This is going to be cool.

Beavis: Heh, heh. Yeah! We're cool!

1) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Beavis: Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?

Butt-head: Yeah, uh huh huh, the forecast is partially cool.

Beavis: This is making me hungry! I want some spaghetti! Or a burrito!

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, wanna go to Burger World?

Beavis: Hell, no. The people who work there suck!

2) All About Steve

Butt-head: Ugh, what the hell is this crap?

Beavis: That chick falls down a lot.

Butt-head: I like her mullet.

Beavis: Ah heh heh heh, mullets are cool.

Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We need a chick that doesn't suck. No, wait a minute. That's not what I mean.

3) Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda movie.

Butt-head: They already do, Beavis. Crap.

Beavis: Damn it, all this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, get violent! I wanna see some violence!

4) Gamer

Butt-head: Is this violent enough for you?

Beavis: YEAH! Fire! Fire!

Butt-head: Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch!

Beavis: But this is cool! Butt-head, tell me you think this is cool!

Butt-head: Beavis, you dillweed. It's sort of cool. But mostly stupid.

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head. There's fire. It's cool.




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5) 9

Butt-head: Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

Beavis: Hmm? No, no. That wasn't me. Must be some other smell you're smelling.

Butt-head: Yeah, I think it's this movie. Why are we watching something about a bunch of burlap sacks?

Beavis: Ah heh heh heh. You said "sacks."

6) Love Happens

Butt-head: Uh, hey baby.

Beavis: That chick is old. But she's hot!

Butt-head: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Beavis: I would like to say that I could be her Friend. I'll be there for her.

Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis. She'd be my Friend before she'd hang out with you.

Beavis: We'd have to get rid of Two-Face first.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh, yeah.

Beavis: Beavis: Um...I killed a bunch of people once.

7) Jennifer's Body

Butt-head: Whoa! You can have the Friend, Beavis. Come to Butt-Head, Megan Fox!

Beavis: Well, sure, Butt-head. She's just going to devour you from the inside out.

Butt-head: We're there, dude.

8) The Informant!

Beavis: Whoa! That Matt Demon guy is fat!

Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh. He's a lard ass.

Beavis: Aaaaaaah! This sucks! What is he, like, tattling on people?

Butt-head: Stop in the name of all which does not suck.

Beavis: I don't like stuff that sucks!

9) Capitalism: A Love Story

Beavis: Aaaaaaah! Who's *this* fat guy?

Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

Beavis: You know what? Thinking sucks.

Butt-head: I guess it's like, time to go to sleep or something.

Beavis: Yeah. Uh... *Shhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrre.*

10) Surrogates

Butt-head: What's wrong with Die Hard's hair?

Beavis: I dunno, Butt-head. I kinda like it.

Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.

Beavis: Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!

Butt-head: Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.

11) Extract


     


 
 

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