How to Spend $20

By Eric Hughes

September 1, 2009

I'm sorry, Russ. I'm f*cking Matt Damon.

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Welcome to How to Spend $20, BOP's look at the latest DVDs to hit stores nationwide. This week: Heroes avoids cancellation (in part for airing on NBC!), Emile and Elisha make a porno and Bring It On brings "it" again.

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For people who will watch Hayden Panettiere prance around in a cheerleading outfit no matter what's going on around her: Heroes: Season 3

Heroes. In my mind, it's the quintessential series that could have been.

When it premiered on NBC in fall 2006, I was a sucker for its excessive marketing and tuned in to see what the big to-do was about the series. I wasn't alone, as the pilot generated 14.3 million viewers - enabling the series to quickly become one of the network's most prized possessions. (And a lone bright spot in a seemingly empty slate of programming, save for The Office and not much else). Heroes' ninth episode, the wonderful "Homecoming," scored a series high 16.03 million viewers (which still stands by the way) - pacing Heroes to a fantastic 13.86 million viewers per episode in its inaugural season.

Then the shit hit the fan. Tim Kring apparently forgot that his characters needed a gripping story to tell if he expected viewers to latch on to another season. After spending waaay to long in developing any sort of cohesive story - and merely introducing new characters for the sake of introducing new characters - many viewers, like me, abandoned ship. Network TV, with its usual 20+ episode seasons, is a huge commitment. Especially these days. If a show's writers are just going to throw a bunch of story lines against the wall and hope for a couple of 'em to stick, then you can forget about it.

Though season three averaged a fairly pitiful 7.61 million viewers - a far cry from even the 11.46 million who had the patience to get through season two - some consider it the series' best (at least creatively). Just don't ask me to confirm that.

Disc includes: The Super Powers of Heroes featurette, deleted scenes, Completing the Scene featurette, Genetics of a Scene featurette, The Writer's Forum featurette, Alternate Stories featurette, Pinehearst commercial, The Prop Box featurette, Time Sale gallery of screen art, audio commentary




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For people who don't blame Emile for breaking out the video equipment: The Girl Next Door (Unrated) [Blu-ray]

If Elisha Cuthbert (or Emile Hirsch, depending) wasn't already hot enough, you now have the chance to see her flaunt her former porn star self in the delectable Blu-ray format. The 2004 teen comedy, about a boy (Hirsche) who - no surprise here - develops a thing for Cuthbert's character, really introduced us to Hirsch for the first time.

It's strange, really, to remember he starred in a movie like The Girl Next Door when he has since gained considerable notoriety for appearing in such quality movies like Into the Wild, Milk and, uh, Speed Racer.

Disc includes: Audio commentary (feature with director Luke Greenfield; scene specific with Emile Hirsch and Elisha Cuthbert), The Eli Experience featurette, A Look Next Door: Making Of featurette, gag reel, deleted scenes, extended scenes


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