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Jen's bladder undoes her. During the entire cab ride to the pit stop, she complains about needing to find a restroom. After they exit the vehicle, they head straight to a port-a-potty rather than the finish line. We'll never know if they would have finished in third place otherwise since the cheerleaders are not still standing there when they arrive at Phil's mat. We do know for sure that at some point, the cheerleaders did overcome them and earned a spot in the final three. Whether this was because of a quicker taxi ride, a faster determination of the location of the pit stop in a confusing area, or Jen spending them a few minutes with the bathroom break, we'll never know. I presume it's a combination of all these things, but none of it would have been possible without Cara's ability to devour any and all carcasses placed before her. Is it weird to find her more attractive because of that? Not that I am or anything. Nuh-uh. Not me.

Kisha, Jen, and Jen's tiny bladder are eliminated from The Amazing Race. One duo out of Victor & Tammy, Margie & Luke and Jaime and Cara will win the competition next week. I'm not giving out any hints other than to say that I am reasonably confident that Victor is aptly named.

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