BOP Daily News

August 29, 2003


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Spike Lee is finding the current climate in Hollywood isn't conducive to his style of filmmaking, so he is turning to TV work instead. Lee has been quoted as saying, "It's hard to get a film made, my kind of film anyway, in Hollywood these days," and points out that most of the films being made today are sequels and comic-book properties. Lee is currently working on a movie for Showtime, and says working for a cable channel is much the same as working on a feature film, as language and violent content are not restricted. Of course, if they were, Lee's films would be 13 minutes long, though they'd still feel like they're 3 hours long. Hey kids, did you know that Spike TV is owned by Viacom who also own Showtime?





You got what in Home Ec.?!! Samuel L. Jackson may be taking his kicking ass-and-taking names attitude back to high school, with reports that he is an early favorite to play the lead in Back in the Day. The movie will tell the tale of Ken Carter, controversial coach of an undefeated high-school basketball team who benched his students for poor academic performance. The team, which included Coach Carter's son, subsequently forfeited two games and was banned from the gym until their grades improved. In the immortal words of Chris Rock, Denzel's gonna sue somebody!
Yet another version of the classic science-fiction/horror film Invasion of the Body Snatchers is in the works, this one by the creative team who brought us the 1993 film Body Snatchers, which was a reworking of the tale of paranoia as members of a small town start realizing that their friends and loved ones are no longer their friends and loved ones, even though their outer appearance hasn't changed. Colin Powell has reportedly been cast in the lead role. And this picture, exclusive to BOP, proves it
It's Jerry Lewis with a little bit of estrogen and a lot of Helium. And that's just her voice The classic 1,001 Arabian Nights tale Scheherazade is getting an updated treatment in a film starring Juliette Binoche, Laurence Fishburne and Gary Sinise. In this modern telling, Scheherazade is the unfaithful wife of a powerful mobster who is kidnapped by his henchmen and then must talk her way to freedom. Producers were reportedly prevented from pursuing their first choice for the role, Fran Drescher, by both Amnesty International and the US Surgeon General.
Attorney generals from 24 states sent a letter to MPAA president Jack "Boom-Boom" Valenti requesting that he influence studios to stop showing people smoking in movies because it encourages teens to take up the habit. The action was spurred by a recent study that revealed children who watch movies in which actors smoke are three times more likely to try smoking themselves than those exposed to on-screen puffing. If the attorneys general are successful in their efforts, they next plan to request Hollywood show more children being toilet trained and learning to tie their shoes. Seriously, who's noticing the cigarette here?
Walking on walls, walking on water...same difference Looks like distributors are looking to take advantage of all the free publicity generated by the controversy surrounding Mel Gibson's upcoming The Passion, as several well-known companies that specialize in limited releases are currently expressing interest in acquiring the rights. Icon Productions, Gibson's film company, reportedly won't be making its decision on a distributor until after Labor Day, but one of the first obstacles faced by the eventual winner may be a title change, as Miramax has already laid claim to The Passion for a period romantic drama on its schedule. We hear Spider-Man 3 isn't taken.
Macaulay Culkin as Hannibal Lecter? It just might happen if legendary producer Dino De Laurentiis gets his way. He's looking to cast Culkin in a new Lecter film that would follow the famed serial killer from his childhood in Lithuania through a period in Paris in his teens to his arrival in the US. Four actors would be required for the film, playing Lecter at 12, 16, 20 and 25. According to De Laurentiis, Lecter's backstory contains a privileged birth into a loving family that was destroyed by war when he and his sister were orphaned at a young age. Lecter is also said to have a "very close relationship" with said sister. If not for the sister thing, Culkin could almost be starring in his own autobiography. I've given serious thought to eating your bitch of a mother who steals your money and..









"What're you gonna do? Arrest me for smoking?"

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