BOP Daily News

August 20, 2003


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Val Kilmer, who seemed almost to have disappeared from movie screens for a while, has apparently decided to make up for lost time. In addition to having half-a-dozen films in the release chute, Kilmer's name is being attached to a variety of upcoming projects. The latest possibility would have the actor, who supposedly puts the mental in tempremental, joining Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx in Collateral, as a detective tracking Cruise's hired killer character. This would also mark the first screen pairing for Cruise and Kilmer since '86's Top Gun.Of course, if they set the film in New York city then the pressure their characters face will far outweigh those experienced by their characters in Top Gun. Dude, your first name is Val





Right, like you can tell the difference Helen Hunt will play a seductress who steals the husband of a much younger woman in her next film, A Good Woman. The film, which will be shot in Italy, is "inspired" by the Oscar Wilde play Lady Windermere's Fan. Unfortunately, the studio has cast Leelee Sobieski in the role of the younger woman and early test audiences are reportedly very confused.
The Nightmare on Elm Street prequel got another boost recently as Robert Englund provided more details in an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times. The film will apparently follow the crimes that caused the neighbors to incinerate Freddy Krueger in the first place, and will explore the motivations behind Krueger's horrific killing spree. Englund is also reportedly delighted at the chance to play Krueger without spending hours in the make-up chair. Unfortunately, Robert Englund still looks like Robert Englund. And Robert looks like he could be Leelee's father
When they said they would let me use giant microphones, I couldn't say no! If they made it into a film, no one would believe it. Fox News Channel is seeking a preliminary injunction against Al Franken's latest book, Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, because of claims the violates Fox's trademarked franchise on the words "fair and balanced." Besides the ridiculous idea that a company can trademark words in common usage, Bill O'Reilly, host of The O'Reilly Factor, added to the comedy aspects of the affair by defending the lawsuit and attacking Franken, writing at one point, "It makes me sick to see intellectually dishonest individuals hide behind the First Amendment to spread propaganda, libel and slander." O'Reilly's irony detector is apparently in the shop for repairs.





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