BOP Daily News
July 19, 2005
The spirit of BOP News lives on in
This is So Last Week,
our pop culture week-in-review,
presented in a pleasing quiz form.
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Look out, Fran Drescher! Jude Law is developing a nanny fetish! The reigning People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive has publicly confessed to bedding his nanny. Normally, this would not require a press conference, but the problem involves Sienna Miller. The 23-year-old actress had been under the impression that she and Alfie were seriously dating - engaged to be married, even. So, when Daisy Wright came forward with an admission in Britain's Sunday Mirror that Law was "a masterful lover who made my whole body tingle", Miller was a bit surprised. When the Layer Cake poster-cover girl showed up for work at her West End play, As You Like It, she was no longer sporting her engagement ring. So, it looks like Law's dalliance has destroyed their engagement. This is not the first time for him, either. His marriage to actress Sadie Frost allegedly fell apart due to some wife swapping with British musician Danny Goffey and socialite Pearl Lowe. What BOP wonders about the whole thing is how Law found so much free time for sex in the past 18 months while filming two zillion movies.
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Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame, according to Andy Warhol.
Nicole Narain is ready for her moment in the sun. The Playboy playmate has decided that a lifetime of lingerie shoots and Entourage guest spots is not enough for her. Ms. Narain has offered a 15 minute sex tape of herself on top of Colin Farrell to Internet porn mogul Paul Nash. You might recall that Nash is the man who made Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee the most popular porn stars in the industry's history despite the fact that neither of them originally agreed to have their tape be made public. Farrell is in the same situation, presuming that the two-year-old tape was for Narain's archiving purposes only. He has filed a restraining order attempting to prevent the video's distribution. BOP is confused by what he is hiding. Rumor has it he's quite a man if you know what we mean, and it's not like anybody is surprised by the revelation that he has all the sex with Playboy playmates that he can. He's only human, after all. So, Colin, whatcha hiding? Superfluous third nipple? Webbed feet? Oh wait, we've got it. You have a now-awkward Angelina and Colin Forever tattoo, right?
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"For the last time, I'm not Buffy!" This must be the career frustration Sarah Michelle Gellar is tired of trying to overcome. The actress has expressed an unusual career request. Buffy...err, Gellar wants to go topless in her next project. What is the impetus for this slutty attempt? She explains to Contact Music, "The sort of roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just shock people into choosing me." Gee, Ms. Gellar, it sounds like a great idea but we just don't know how you will ever be able to find such a project. Hollywood is not the type of place to wantonly exploit the female form so gratuitously. Have you considered Bollywood? We'd be much happier if you were there, halfway around the world. You can email us the topless photos from there.
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Drew Barrymore wants to make a sequel, but she's savvy enough to know that Charlie's Angels: Fuller Throttle would be a bad idea. So, she has asked a favor of her oldest Hollywood acquaintance. Ms. Barrymore has requested that Steven Spielberg write a sequel to E.T. Reports indicate that Spielberg originally considered the request to be either a prank or a creation from the makers of Bad Idea jeans. He has since come to feel that the world might be in need of another feel good classic like the original. You can't blame Spielberg for questioning her judgment at first, though. After all, she did marry Tom Green.
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"Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her. "
Previous edition's quote: Scream
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