BOP Daily News

October 1, 2003


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The next project up for Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions will be a comedy for Paramount titled Take Me to Your Leader. The flick, which is currently not slated to star the ever-popular Sandler, will tell the tale of a NASA janitor who accidentally launches himself into space, then is taken for an alien when he falls back to Earth in Iowa. Of course, that's a giant leap of faith the producers would be asking the audience to make since, in real life, an Alien would be indistinguishable from an Iowanian. Now, kids, did you know that Iowa has an amazing grand total of 4 major roads!





Back in my day, monkeys were brown and they didn't complain about it Another comic book adaptation is headed for the big screen, this one a combination live-action/CGI film based on Green Monkeys, a series that features the eponymous primates who think they are human. Paramount and Nickelodeon Movies, which are jointly producing the venture, are hoping the initial Green Monkeys film will be successful enough to spawn a franchise. The deal between Paramount and the lead monkey’s agent, who is now the envy of his hometown zoo, was allegedly signed over a plate of green eggs and ham.
Proving that, in Hollywood at least, if you wait long enough everything comes back into style is a report that Lost in Space, the mediocre camp '60s TV series that was turned into a took-itself-too-seriously mediocre movie in 1998, will again become a TV series. Several networks are reportedly interested in the project, which would purportedly focus on the family drama aspects of the tale of a family of settlers who, as the title suggests, lose their way in outer space and travel around looking for a hospitable planet to call home, getting into various scrapes along the way. The new series will apparently be set about 100 years in the future, but the family itself will be familiar to contemporary viewers. We'd do a "Danger, Will Robinson, danger!" joke here about how badly this series will suck, but you've probably already gone there yourselves. The way to go would have been a reality show based in space. Can you smell the ratings!
Grammer will win when people mistake him for the old guy from Back to the Future Seems it's not just the studios in Hollywood who take a successful idea and make carbon copies. Kelsey Grammer, whose Seattle-based show Frasier is enetering it’s final season, recently dropped hints that he might follow in Ahnuld's footsteps and seek a political career after he hangs up his Frasier mantle. Grammer has reportedly set his sights on Congress, possibly the Senate, and explains his political aspirations as his way of "giving back" to his country for some of the good fortune he has received, and reportedly stated, "I would like to try to rid the country of the idea that it's the rich against the poor." One of the boards in Grammer's platform will reportedly be the creation of a low-cost cappuccino plan.









"That's my brother, Niles. He's a little... how would you describe Niles, Dad?"
"I usually just change the subject."

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