BOP Daily News

September 18, 2003


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In what is surely a first, NBC is already making plans to create a TV series based on the upcoming Van Helsing, even though the film will not be released until next May. The series, currently titled Transylvania, would be "inspired" by the film, and while it will be set in the film's universe, it will not include the eponymous vampire hunter. Instead, the series is being described as a "character-driven soap opera" and will focus on a young man from Texas who becomes the sheriff of a town where strange things occur. Insert your favorite "At least the show has an excuse to suck" joke here. Is *so* hot for Beckinsale this week.





Folks, the future no. 1 box office draw for 2003 Johnny Depp, who is currently riding high at the box office in not one but two successful films, is reportedly looking forward to the challenge of portraying Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's upcoming Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. While nothing has been finalized yet, it appears Depp has a lock on the role, and believes taking on a role that has already been memorably portrayed will be the ultimate challenge. Current plans for the film don't include musical numbers from the original, although Depp has indicated he is not advertise to belting out a song or two. The thought of Depp singing "Pure Imagination" fill us with strong emotion, but whether it's terror or delight we're not quite sure.
And continuing with the seemingly ubiquitous Mr. Depp, he is also on the slate to join Josh Hartnett, Nick Nolte and Benicio Del Toro in Hunter S Thompson's The Rum Diaries, which Del Toro will also direct. Depp and Del Toro previously worked together on Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Rum Diaries is a story of love, treachery and lust set in '50s era San Juan, Puerto Rico. With Depp and Nolte both on the same film and Hunter S Thompson as the source material, we're thinking there's going to be some heavy-duty partying. And probably off the set, too. No, for the last time, I don't still have Richard Greiko's phone number
Rejected footage from Cabin Fever. We've heard of directors and actors leaving projects during pre-production and filming, but reports that Paul Schrader has parted ways with Morgan Creek Productions over the Exorcist prequel herald the first time a director has left a project during post. Principal photography on the movie, currently titled Exorcist IV: The Beginning, was completed in February and the film is slated to be released sometime in early 2004. No word on why Schrader left at such a late date, nor has a replacement yet been found for the director. Although we suspect the ever-ready Alan Smithee is a front-runner to appear as director in the credits.
Ever wondered what the Greek gods were like as teenagers? Well, you may not have to wonder much longer. New Line is reportedly planning a film called Titans, which will focus on Zeus, Hera, Hades and Poseidon as teens. The hook is they began life as mortals and only learn of their true destinies as teens. They must then learn how to use their powers in order to save the planet from the Titans, which will apparently include Lucifer, for some strange reason. And you thought you had problems finding a date for the prom. 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules: With Norman Fell as Zeus'





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