BOP Daily News

August 18, 2004


The spirit of BOP News lives on in
This is So Last Week,
our pop culture week-in-review,
presented in a pleasing quiz form.






We start off today with some possibly spectacular news. The long-rumored Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash film is not dead after all, but is very much still a possibility. With the success of crossover films such as Freddy vs. Jason and Alien vs. Predator, New Line will be producing a follow=up to F vs. J and their number one choice for a film project would be to bring aboard Ash, the cynical bad-ass made famous by Bruce Campbell in the Evil Dead trilogy. Produced and directed by Sam Raimi, the low-budget films have a huge cult following and are three of the most popular horror films of all time. Ash remains a B-movie icon to this day and would probably breathe a refreshing breath of life into the showdown between the two horror-movie baddies. Unfortunately, a greenlight would mean that the Ash vs. Spider-Man project would have to wait another year, which would be a shame. This is my BOOM stick!





Lane telling Brolin she's not wearing any underwear at the Golden Globe awards Diane Lane and Josh Brolin tied the knot in a secret ceremony recently, after the two had been dating for over two years. The hard-up-for-work Brolin is the son of Mr. Barbara Streisand, James Brolin, and is three years the junior of Lane’s sexy 39 years of age. It is already the best move of Brolin’s career.
Dawnette Knight, the Michael Douglas stalker and wannabe Catherine Zeta-Jones murderer, has been found legally sane. Because of this, preliminary hearings regarding charges against the woman will go ahead as planned. Knight is accused of making death threats against Zeta-Jones. Of course, by this standard, half of the directors in Hollywood could be charged as well. Hey, Cat, did you hear that Diane Lane isn't wearing any underwear?









"My lord. Look at the size of that melon! It's like an orange on a toothpick!"
Previous edition's quote: Bowfinger




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