BOP Daily News

August 9, 2004


The spirit of BOP News lives on in
This is So Last Week,
our pop culture week-in-review,
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Don Johnson. star of of the '80s hit drama Miami Vice, has been ordered to pay a grocery store nearly $6,000 for an unpaid tab. Pitkin County District Judge Erin Fernandez-Ely ruled that Johnson must pay $5,470 for his past-due balance at Clark's Market, along with $426.85 in interest and court costs of $101. That’s a lot of Kraft Dinner. Put the Instant Noodles down, and step back slowly





3rd period Home Ec. Madonna is spending $21.6 million to set up a Kabbalah school in New York. The school, to be named the Kabbalist Grammar School for Children - the K School for short - will teach primary-age youngsters about the ancient Jewish mysticism. Sources would not confirm if Madonna’s Sex book would be part of the curriculum.
Community leaders in Los Angeles are fuming after a giant poster was erected in Hollywood showing Chloe Sevigny performing oral sex on Brown Bunny co-star Vincent Gallo. The 60-foot poster has appeared on Sunset Boulevard next to the exclusive Chateau Marmont Hotel to advertise the controversial film which will receive a limited release in North American cinemas this month. The film was the subject of much talk, partially due to a graphic sex scene which shows Sevigny performing fellatio on Gallo, but mostly because it was universally panned by critics at the Cannes Film Festival. The film received a greater level of infamy in North America when popular critic Roger Ebert had a heated battle in the media with the director after Ebert named it one of the worst films he had ever seen. Ebert is just jealous that he has never had to pay $3 million for a BJ. Not the poster in question, in case you were wondering









"I don't know if you've read my book, 'Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.'"
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