By Chris Hyde
June 3, 2003
Looking for cheap thrills? Then look no further than the recent batch
of Midnite Movies from MGM, 4 double features that deliver bikers, bad
trips, space monsters, witches, Vincent Price and more--and can be found
for sale for about ten bucks.
Currently, some film studios really seem to get the whole idea of
releasing the films from their libraries, while others are still more
content to allow their great old stock to languish on the shelf.
Fortunately, MGM is one company that seems to very much understand how
much some of us want to relive these past glories. (Now this may be
mostly because these days they desperately need the cash as an
operation, but hey, you take what you can get.) Recently they’ve begun
releasing some of their films in a fantastic cheapie double feature
format that has an MSRP of $14.99, and you can generally find them for a
Hamilton out there, if you scout around a little. You’ll also want to
run out quick and pick these doubles up soon, as August will be bringing
a whole new batch (Countess Dracula/The Vampire Lovers, The Comedy of
Terrors/The Raven, The Haunted Palace/Tower of London, Troll/Troll 2,
etc) to entertain you later in the summer. So without further ado,
let’s scope out the eight movies that you can pick up now for a mere
forty bucks:
Invisible Invaders/Journey to the Seventh Planet
Watching two John Agar movies in a row will always remind this writer of
the classic Saturday afternoon entertainment of my youth, the “Creature
Double Feature” on channel 56 in Boston. The two films delivered here
mine that exact same territory, featuring the b-movie actor battling
monsters from space. The first film, Invisible Invaders, is an atomic
age fable of aliens from the moon coming to earth to stamp out man’s
fledgling attempts at space travel and nuclear destruction. Not exactly
a thrill a minute, the film does at least feature John Carradine, some
hilarious plot holes, and plenty of shambling zombielike aliens that
seemingly must have had some impact on a young George Romero. Journey
to the Seventh Planet, on the other hand, has Agar flying off to Uranus
(which is carefully pronounced throughout the film to ward off
adolescent snickering) with a cast of actors who were also seen in
Reptilicus. This Sid Pink vehicle has it all—buxom Nordic women,
fantastic set design, poorly inserted stock footage, odd compositions,
incoherent editing, and a brief but cool stop motion monster. It’s
really too bad that AIP felt the need to cut most of Bent Barfod’s
bizarre effects, because what little is here sure looks better than
those stupid inserted shots from other AIP monster outings. Ah, well.
At least the story moves along briskly and there’s some nice
psychological undercurrents mixed in as the astronauts stumble haplessly
around surrealistic caverns. Recommended.
Cry of the Banshee/Murders in the Rue Morgue
Here’s a double feature of two films directed by Gordon Hessler, a man
perhaps most famous for his stellar seventies TV movie Kiss Meets the
Phantom of the Park. Murders of the Rue Morgue plays off the Poe story
of the same name, pitting a stiff and out of place Jason Robards against
character actor Herbert Lom, who will be recognizable to film fans for
his role as Peter Sellers’ long suffering boss in the later Pink Panther
films. The film is luckily presented in its original form and not the
butchered and confusing version that AIP edited for the American market,
and while it’s no epic piece of cinema the movie is entertaining and
well made enough to warrant its release in the form the director
intended. Cry of the Banshee, on the other hand, is a 1970’s era horror
outing starring one of the genre’s truly legendary figures, the great
Vincent Price. He plays a cruel English lord bent on ridding his
community of a coven of witches, although his own minions are pretty
much evil in their own right. He foolishly allows the lead witch to
walk away after he kills a number of her followers, and then she of
course places a vicious curse upon Vinnie and his family. It’s hard to
know whether you’re supposed to cheer for the satan worshippers or the
righteous but awful clan Price, but I guess the fact that there aren’t
too many sympathetic characters at all here is supposed to soften the
final grisly blows. This one isn’t exactly a thrill a minute, but
there’s enough gratuitous torture, death and cleavage to make it a
worthwhile ninety minutes of entertainment. Additionally, rounding out
this double’s package are a couple nifty featurettes and film trailers
that add some added heft to these dual tales of woe and Poe.
The Trip/Psych-out
Well, bust out the acid and let your hair grow long. Here we have two
lysergic flower power stories of swingin’ sixties era rock, drugs and
sex. The Trip stars Peter Fonda as a TV ad-shooting hipster who decides
that it’s time to see what all the psychedelic fuss is about. Bruce
Dern gets to play his guide, the straight turtlenecked nerd who
seemingly gets off on hanging around while others watch the walls melt.
Toss in Susan Strasberg, Dennis Hopper, pretty swirling colored lights
and lots of groovy dialogue and you’ve got yourselves some really heavy
stuff, man. Also included are an audio commentary from schlockmeister
Roger Corman (who along the way details his very own experiences with
Albert Hoffman’s pharmaceutical discovery), a featurette called “Tune
In, Trip Out”, and an American Cinematographer article and interview
that talk about the film’s visual effects. Psych-out, on the other
hand, is a bit grittier exploration of the dark side of the Sixties,
even if Dick Clark did produce it. Here Bruce Dern, Dean Stockwell,
Susan Strasberg and Jack Nicholson indulge in psychedelics and sex,
freeing their minds to the rockin’ sounds of the likes of The Seeds and
Strawberry Alarm Clock. Though the ambiguous screenplay is more or less
pretty hackneyed, the film actually looks pretty good thanks to the
quality camerawork of Laszlo Kovacs and some inventive visual effects.
There really isn’t much of an overall message to this one, but it’s
still a nice period piece that depicts a truly unique period in American
history. Finally, MGM fleshes out this side of the DVD with a short
featurette about Haight-Ashbury, California’s countercultural
headquarters for the so-called Love Generation who would later
subsequently turn their backs on all this and become today’s soccer moms
and drug tested corporate slaves. What a bummer.
Angel Unchained/Cycle Savages
Closing things out is a pair of down and dirty biker movies, neither of
which really scale the heights of the best in the genre but that each
still offer at least a few entertaining moments of chopper hijinks.
Angel Unchained features Don Stroud as a brooding ex-biker who hooks up
with Tyne Daly (best known as Detective Mary Beth Lacey of the eighties
TV cop show Cagney and Lacey) at a ramshackle hippie commune. When
their farm comes under constant attack by the cowboy locals, these
peaceniks decide to call in Stroud’s old cronies to defend them, in
hopes that the biker muscle will drive off the redneck onslaught. In a
typical bit of drug-addled thinking, they decide that the smart thing to
do here is to pay these cycle ruffians in beer and drugs, which to their
brain dead surprise turns out to be a pretty bad idea. Most of this
film is simply a poor excuse for story to lead up to the big final
showdown, where dune buggies crash and burn and bare knuckle fisticuffs
rule the day. Following up on that violent theme, Cycle Savages has old
friend Bruce Dern playing a bad boy biker who pimps out for his brother,
Casey Kasem (!) and gets involved in plenty of other vicious trouble
along the way. There are all kinds of harsh biker antics as Dern and
his gang torment a local artist and randomly savage hapless people whose
only mistake is getting in the way of these motorcycle miscreants. For
the most part this is a fairly nasty little movie, showing the outlaw
gang off in the worst possible light as they wreak havoc on a cowering
society. While this isn’t the most uplifting film in the universe, it’s
a fitting entry into the genre and affords a look at the sort of
exploitation fare that was common in a bygone era. Given the price on
this (or any of the others above), the DVD warrants at least a look.