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7) Andrea

Interchangeable Ometepe Female #3 was by far the most annoying of the Ometepe members. She is also treacherous and rather mean. She gets our vote for Jury Member Most Likely to Head-bob and Finger-wag. Other than that, she doesn't have a lot going for her. Of course, if she did win re-entry into the game by beating strong players such as Grant, Mike and Matt, that would change the equation somewhat. Do we envision that happening? Hell. No. (Sorry about the bad language, Matt.)

8) That Nutjob

The psychotic has deluded himself into believing that he will be carried to the Final Vote. At that point, he will do his finest Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee impersonation by manipulating Colonel Boston Rob Jessup into admitting that he ordered the Code Reds that eliminated all of the other players. This...will not happen. The gaping logic flaw in That Nutjob's dream scenario is that the other players would have to like and respect him enough to listen to anything he has to say at the end. He's comedy relief and nothing else. And he's not even that since he's not even in on the joke. That Nutjob is a blueprint example of how reality show producers have started targeting people who should be in mental institutions as potential contestants. We don't care if That Nutjob turns out to be an actor or a Survivor producer or Jeff Probst's long lost father. His presence on Survivor this season has negated our enjoyment of the show. All we are left to hope is that a future iteration of Survivor All-Stars does not involve a meeting of the minds between Coach and That Nutjob.

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