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Focus | The Lazarus Effect | WINNER (1 point per category) | |
Clearest Title | Thanks, one-word title, for not telling me anything, | If my Biblical knowledge serves me well, someone’s coming back from the dead in this movie. | The Lazarus Effect winst his point. |
Best Genre and Rating | Crime Dramedy
Rated R for language, some sexual content and brief violence | Horror
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of horror violence, terror and some sexual references | I like the weeks with different genres and ratings! 1/2 point each. |
Best Plot (in haiku form) | Guy is a smooth thief Girl works for him, helps with job Who is playing who? | Girl nurse dies in lab Friends bring her back from the dead She brought hell back, too | The Lazarus Effect has the better plot. Point. |
Best Trailer | PROS: Looks like a well-shot movie with fun actors to watch
CONS: You’ll be paying the price for a movie for a plot that could be found on TV | PROS: Not a bad premise: bring someone unnaturally back from the dead and bad stuff happens
CONS: The main scary feature is a man’s hoarse voice coming from girl’s mouth | Hmm, I guess Focus wins the best trailer, but it was pretty close. |
Coolest Lead Actor | Will Smith from Independence Day, Men in Black, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. | Olivia Wilde from House M.D. and Rush. | Will Smith wins this point, for now. |
Best Cast | Margot Robbie (Wolf on Wall Street) and Rodrigo Santoro (300) | Donald Glover (Community) and Mark Duplass (Safety Not Guaranteed) | The casts can split the point. |
Best Street Cred For the Production | Co-writers and co-directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa also co-wrote and directed I Love You Phillip Morris. | Director David Gelb also directed short films and documentaries. | The directing duo can win this point. |