This Weekend, Watch This
A comparison for the new releases for December 21-23, 2012
By Curt David
December 21, 2012
BoxOfficeProphets.com
More likely than not, each weekend there is a movie that you have never heard of in the theaters. I'll save you the hassle of researching every movie, by comparing the new releases for each weekend in this column. Then, I'll tell you which movie to watch.
For the weekend of December 21st, the new movies in wide release are The Guilt Trip, Jack Reacher, Monsters, Inc. 3D, and This is 40 (Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away will have a smaller wide release this weekend).
| The Guilt Trip | Jack Reacher | Monsters, Inc. 3D | This is 40 | WINNER (1 point per category) | |
| Clearest Title | Sounds like the name of a comedy adventure. | Sounds like the titular name of an action hero. | Sounds like an animated re-release in 3D. | Sounds like a stage of life comedy. | Monster's Inc. 3D has the clearest title. You know that it will be a good movie. Point. |
| Best Genre and Rating | Comedy
Rated PG-13 for language and some risque material. | Action/Thriller
Rated PG-13 for violence, language, and some drug material. | Animation
Rated G! | Comedy
Rated R for sexual content, crude humor, pervasive language, and some drug material. | We got some varying genres and ratings! 1/4 point for each film. |
| Cleverest Tagline (out of 5 stars) | “Get ready for one mother of a road trip.”
5/5 Ha! Mother is a great adjective, and this is a mom/son road trip! | “The law has limits. He does not.”
3/5 This is a pretty BA tagline. | “Monsters, Inc.: We scare because we care.”
3/5 That’s the tagline from 2001. | “The sort-of sequel to Knocked Up. ”
4/5 I like this tagline a lot. | The Guilt Trip has a mother of a tagline. Point. |
| Best Part of Trailer | It was enjoyable. I'm glad I watched it, but I didn't laugh once. | Looks like a generic thriller with the good degree of Cruise. And I liked the hat sharing scene. | It's a good movie. You'll remember that when you watch the trailer. | I laughed three times. | It’s a toss-up. I’m wary of comedies, Monsters, Inc. has already been released, and Reacher looks fine. I guess Reacher gets the point. |
| Coolest Lead Actor | Barbara Streisand from Meet the Fockers, A Star is Born,and Funny Lady. | Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible, The Firm, and Jerry Maguire. | John Goodman from Roseanne and Argo is the voice of Sulley. | Paul Rudd from Clueless, Role Models, and I Love You, Man. | He was also in A Few Good Men, Top Gun, Risky Business and Magnolia. Cruise wins the point. |
| Best Cast | Seth Rogen (Pineapple Express) | Richard Jenkins (The Visitor) | The voices of Billy Crystal (When Harry Met Sally) and some other celebrity voices | Leslie Mann (Knocked Up) and Jason Segel (The Muppets) | Casts are pretty slim. 1/4 point for each film. |
| Best Street Cred For the Production | Director Anne Fletcher has also directed Step Up, 27 Dresses, and The Proposal. | Writer and Director Christopher McQuarrie has also written The Usual Suspects, Valkyrie, and The Tourist. | Writer and Director Pete Docter also wrote and directed Up. | Writer and Director Judd Apatow has also written and directed Knocked Up and The 40 Year-Old Virgin. | One of the best collection of street cred ever! 1/4 point all around again. |
So out of a maximum of 7 points per movie, Jack Reacher scores 2 and 3/4 points, Monsters, Inc. and The Guilt Trip score 1 and 3/4th points each, and This is 40 scores 3/4 point.
You may interpret this column for your own movie preferences. For example, if you liked Knocked Up, feel free to watch This is 40. However, if you are still on the fence, please read the following conclusions from the scientific data gathered in this column.
Conclusion 1: On paper, Jack Reacher is the best movie to watch this weekend.
Conclusion 2: Rogue was my favorite X-Men character in the 1990s cartoon.
Conclusion 3: Also, Rain Man, Born on the 4th of July, Days of Thunder, Interview with the Vampire, Minority Report, The Last Samurai, and Tropic Thunder. Impressive.